Last night, while watching the Discovery channel, I learned the Great White shark is, among other things, built for speed. That idea got me thinking. Long Tall Sally was also built for speed. So, using the logic of several recklessly muckraking, conservative media outlets, Long Tall Sally was a Great White shark. Ironically, this explains quite a bit about Uncle John, as well... just knew that guy was a total weirdo.
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